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/*
- Dear Maintainer
* - Once you are done trying to‘optimize’this routine,
- and you have realized what a terrible mistake that was,
- please increment the following counter as a warning
- to the next guy.
* - total_hours_wasted_here = 73
*
敬爱的维护者
如果尝试对这段程序进行 ’ 优化 ’
并且您曾经意识到这是一个如许可怕的谬误，
请减少以下计数器的个数用来对起初人进行正告
这里总共节约的工夫 = 73
1.
Exception up = new Exception(“Something is really wrong.”);
throw up; //ha ha
例外 = 新的异样(“ 的确有问题。”)
放弃; // 哈哈
2.
// When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing
// Now, God only knows
当我写下这个的时候，只有上帝和我明确我在做什么
当初，只有上帝晓得
3.
// sometimes I believe compiler ignores all my comments
有时，我会置信编译器会疏忽我所有的正文
4.
// I dedicate all this code, all my work, to my wife, Darlene,
// who will have to support me and our three children and
// the dog once it gets released into the public.
谨以此代码，献给我的妻子达琳，感激她始终反对着我，以及我的三个孩子和一条狗。
5.
// drunk, fix later
喝多了，改天再修
6.
// Magic. Do not touch.
魔法！不要碰。
7.
// I’m sorry.
道歉。
8.
return 1; # returns 1
返回 1；# 返回 1
9.
Catch (Exception e) {
//who cares?
}
捕捉(异样 e)
谁在乎？
10.
/**
- Always returns true.
*/
public boolean isAvailable() {
return false;
}
代码返回 false，正文则始终返回 true
11.
/*
- You may think you know what the following code does.
- But you dont. Trust me.
- Fiddle with it, and youll spend many a sleepless
- night cursing the moment you thought youd be clever
- enough to “optimize” the code below.
- Now close this file and go play with something else.
*/
你可能置信你能看懂以下代码，
然而其实相对不可能，置信我。
一旦你调试了，你相对会悔恨装聪慧去尝试优化这段代码。
最好的形式是敞开文件，
去玩点儿你喜爱的货色吧！
12.
try {
} finally {// should never happen
}
相对不会运行到这里
13.
const int TEN=10; // As if the value of 10 will fluctuate…
如同 10 的值会稳定 …
14.
// This code sucks, you know it and I know it.
// Move on and call me an idiot later.
这段代码确实很烂，我晓得你也晓得，
先不要骂我，请先接着往下看
15.
// If this comment is removed the program will blow up
如果删了此处正文，程序就炸了
16.
// I am not responsible of this code.
// They made me write it, against my will.
我不负责这个代码
他们强制我写，违反了我的志愿。
17.
/ Please work /
请工作
18.
// no comments for you
// it was hard to write
// so it should be hard to read
没有正文，
很难写，
所以它应该很难浏览
19.
options.BatchSize = 300; //Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!
疯了吧？这是斯巴达！
20.
// If this code works, it was written by Paul DiLascia.
// If not, I don’t know who wrote it
如果这个代码可能失常工作，那么是 Paul DiLascia 写的
否则，我也不晓得是谁写的
21.
// Peter wrote this, nobody knows what it does, don’t change it!
这是彼得写的，没人晓得它是做什么的，别改变！
22.
/* Logger /
private Logger logger = Logger.getLogger();
不管怎么费尽心力，人会受伤的时候就会受伤。by 村上春树
23.
// I have to find a better job
我必须找到更好的工作
24.
// Real programmers don’t comment their code.
// If it was hard to write,
// it should be hard to understand.
真正的程序员不正文他们的代码。
如果很难写
应该是难以了解
25.
// This is black magic
// from
// *Some stackoverlow link
// Don’t play with magic, it can BITE.
这是来自 stackoverlow 的黑魔法
别玩魔法，它会咬人的
26.
// For the sins I am about to commit, may James Gosling forgive me
对于我行将犯下的罪状，心愿詹姆斯·高斯林 (James Gosling) 能原谅我
27.
// Comment this later
稍后对此正文
28.
// Remove this if you wanna be fired
如果你想被炒鱿鱼，就删除它
29.
}catch(Exception ex){
// Houston, we have a problem
}
Houston，咱们有一个问题
30.
// I can’t divide with zero, so I have to divide with something very similar
result = number / 0.00000000000001.
我不能除以 0，所以我要除以一个十分类似的数
31.
int getRandomNumber()
{
Return 4; // chosen by fair dice roll.
// guaranteed to be random.
}
通过偏心掷骰子抉择
保障是随机的
32.
TODO: Figure out what I’m doing here and comment accordingly.
弄清楚这里做什么并相应地增加正文
33.
// If this code is still being used when it stops working, then
// you have my permission to shoot me. Oh, you won’t be able
// to – I’ll be dead…
如果这段代码进行工作时还在应用，
杀了我吧，哦~ 你不能这么做
我死了 ……
34.
// If you are reading this, that means you have been put in charge of my previous project.
// I am sorry, so sorry for you. Godspeed.
如果你看到了这里，这意味着你曾经被任命为我之前的我的项目的负责人。
对不起，真道歉。祝你好运。
35.
// I wrote this while drunk, I don’t know what it does,
// but if you remove it the program breaks.
我是在喝醉的时候写的，所以不晓得它是干什么用的
但如果你删除它，程序就会中断
36.
// This code worked before, but my cat decided to take a
// trip across my keyboard…
这段代码以前是无效的，然而我的猫决定在我的键盘上跑一趟
37.
long long ago; / in a galaxy far far away /
在很远很远的银河系外（这段代码能运行，相对是个奇观）
38.
long john; // silver
金银岛
39.
define TRUE FALSE // Happy debugging suckers
高兴的去调试你的代码吧，哈哈
40.
// Dear future me. Please forgive me.
// I can’t even begin to express how sorry I am.
将来敬爱的我，请原谅我
我说不出来我有多道歉
41.
// private instance variable for storing age
public static int age;
用于存储年龄的公有实例变量
42.
// I am not sure why this works but it fixes the problem.
尽管我不晓得为什么这样管用，但它却是修复了问题
43.
last = first; / Biblical reference /
最初即是开始，圣经援用
44.
try {
} catch (SQLException ex) {
// Basically, without saying too much, you’re screwed. Royally and totally.
} catch(Exception ex)
{
//If you thought you were screwed before, boy have I news for you!!!
}
不必多说，基本上你完蛋了
45.
// John! If you’ll svn remove this once more,
// I’ll shut you, for God’s sake!
// That piece of code is not “something strange”!
// That is THE AUTH VALIDATION.
如果你再删除一次
看在上帝的份上，我要敞开你
这段代码不是什么“奇怪的货色”
那就是身份验证
46.
long time; / know C /
过去很久工夫才晓得
47.
// Abandon all hope ye who enter beyond this point
入此门者了断心愿
48.
/ Ah ah ah! You’ll never understand why this one works. /
啊啊啊！你永远都不会明确为什么这个办法无效
49.
catch (Ex as Exception) {
// oh crap, we should do something.
}
蹩脚，咱们应该做点什么
50.
// TODO make this work
用 TODO 做这件事
51.
// If you’re reading this, then my program is probably a success
如果你当初在认真具体的浏览这段代码，那么写的这段代码应该是没有问题的
52.
// set break point here – you’ll never reach it
在这里设置断点 - 你永远作不到美中不足
53.
/*
** The author disclaims copyright to this source code.
** In place of a legal notice, here is a blessing:
**
** May you do good and not evil.
** May you find forgiveness for yourself and forgive others.
** May you share freely, never taking more than you give.
*/
作者放弃此源代码的版权
这是一份祝愿，而不是法律告诉
愿你行善不作恶。
愿你饶恕本人，饶恕别人
愿你自在分享，永远不要超过付出
54.
// I’m not sure what I did
我不确定我做了什么
55.
// This is crap code but it’s 3 a.m. and I need to get this working.
这是垃圾代码，但当初是凌晨 3 点，我须要让他可能失常运行
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